Consider the lowly gnat. One of our most humble and irritating members of the Sciaroidea family of insects. It is a peculiar little beast which…
BEHOLD, I AM OLDER
Octogenarian. Now I can use a six-syllable name for myself. This opens a whole new world of opportunity for me. I can introduce myself as…
The Good Husband
The good husband comes home after work without stopping at a bar or an off-site betting establishment. Drinking and gambling addictions are death to a…
Let’s Talk Old
“Old” is a relative term. Is a person old who has 65 years compared to a person who has 90 years? What would the 90…
Sometimes I Ask Myself
Why does time expand and compress? What would I do if I was the last person on earth? What is the greater sin? Have I…
I’ve Been Thinking
What if only mothers ruled the nations? Like breeds like. Like does not breed unlike. How do I define I. With a wink, God could…
Sci-Fi Movie Flops
The Attack of the Giant Sprinkler Heads: starring Jack Pointer, Mitzi Garth, and Clyde Overpass. Story Line: technology runs amok. Ms. Garth’s performance was underwhelming.…
What did he say?
There are five identifiable themes in all great literature: life, death, love, redemption, and peanut butter. Most of what has been said, has been said.…
A Baker’s Dozen
Science doesn’t contradict creationism. It confirms it. I am not now, nor have I ever been, a candidate for the Presidency of the United States. …
Interlude #2
I keep getting these curious thoughts about stuff. I can’t contain them to myself. So here you go. Provocative? I was thinking about current news…